Posted By: Travis (Space Traveller) on 'Quotes' Title: Bar Troubleshooting Date: Fri Jul 12 08:26:25 2002 Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer. Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.
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