Posted By: Travis (Space Traveller) on 'Quotes'
Title:     Bar Troubleshooting
Date:      Fri Jul 12 08:26:25 2002

Symptom:                Floor blurred.
Fault:                  You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action Required:        Find someone who will buy you another beer.

Symptom:                Floor moving.
Fault:                  You are being carried out.
Action Required:        Find out if you are taken to another bar.  If not,
                        complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.