Posted By: Suzanne (BestBoardEver?-CZhistory!) on 'Quotes' Title: Garfield Date: Wed Jun 12 23:12:33 1996 There're some GARFIELD putdowns for you. I'm posting some putdowns 'bout NOSE 'cause I'm inspired by a guy who's sitting next to me :) Guess why :)) * Is that your nose, or did someone park a blimp on your face? * Your nose is so bog you should rent in out for dances! * Don't look up! Your big nose might poke a hole in the ozone layer! * Compared to you, Pinocchio was snub-nosed! * Last time I saw a nose like yours it had an elephant attached to it! * Hey, Hose Nose! can you pick up a peanut with that thing? * If it starts raining, can I stand under your nose to keep dry? * Nice nose. Does it come with a ski lift? * Last time I saw a snout like yours was on a porpoise. * Don't inhale. A schnozz like yours could suck all the oxygen out of the room! * I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked bettere on the baboon. * Don't turn your head too fast. YOu might bludgeon someone with your nose. * The great thing about your nose is that you'll always have a place to hang your coat. * The only thing grosser than your nose is what's inside it. * Is that your nose, or did a booger petrify on your face? * Last time I saw a honker like yours was on a hot dog bun! * You've got a nose for business. I mean, you could use it as a billboard. * is that your nose, or are you trying to snort a banana? * With a snout like yours, who needs anteaters? P.S. Srazka s blbcem je horsi, nez kamion v jednosmerce... Amicus cognoscitur amore, more, ore, re. - Pritel se pozna podle lasky, mravu, reci, skutku. - * SUE * *** I am the one who walks with the tender and growing night... ***