Posted By: Drongo (PervertsOnYourKnees....) on 'Quotes'
Title:     ChangeOfSubject
Date:      Fri Aug 11 11:11:17 1995

Alright whos patriotic?

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire:
God wouldn't trust an English man in the dark.
Duncan Spaeth

The ordinary Britisher imagines that God is an Englishman.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950).

I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen, 
and I am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.
Charles Lamb (1775-1834).

Much may be made of a Scotchmen, if he be caught young.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784).

The Irish are a fair people, 
they never speak well of one another.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784).

OkeyDokey theres the token quotes out of the way now for the easy prey.

I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784).

The American has no language, He has dialect, slang, provincialism and so 
Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936).

Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, 
but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
Bernard Shaw (1856-1950).

France - 
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 
two hundred varieties of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970).

One thing I will say for the Germans, 
they are always perfectly willing to give somebody else's land to 
somebody else.
Will Rodgers (1879-1935).

Life is too short to learn German.
Richard Porson (1759-1808).

Who WON the war!!!
Absolutely any english person ever to live after 1945 
(1945-The end of time). :)

There are only two kinds of Chinese-those who give bribes
and those who take them.
Russian Proverb.

After shaking hands with a Greek, count your fingers.
Albanian Proverb.

Russia - a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
Winston Churchill (1875-1965).

The above opinions are not necessarily the opinions of the poster or anyone 
connected to the poster. 
If you have any objections as to the content of the post,flame the origin of 
the quote, if the person happens to be dead too late you missed your chance :)

Only the insane have strength to prosper,
only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane.


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