Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Bill and Sadam
Date:      Fri May  7 08:42:47 1999

Bill and Saddam


        Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first
round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices
three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. 
        
        They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the
first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and
punches Clinton in the face. 
        
        Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs. 
        
        A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a
big boot comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again, Saddam laughs,
and again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger
issue of peace between the two countries. 
        
        But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out
and kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that
he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!"
he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" 
        
        A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for
talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on
Clinton's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. 
        
        They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam
ducks, but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he
presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens.
Clinton roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam
jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in
a fit of hysterics.         
   
       "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" 
        
        Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?" 
   



Ufi

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