Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Stop Smoking Campaign
Date:      Fri Mar  5 01:28:30 1999

A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely
small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the
size.

One night when him and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he
decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick,
and shoves it into her hand He sits there impatiently waiting to see her
reaction.

      His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."

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