Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Doing Laundry
Date:      Fri Mar  5 01:13:01 1999

A young couple got married.  On their honeymoon, they
were very anxious to consummate the marriage because
they were both virgins. They had saved themselves for the
right partner and for marriage. Because of their sexual
inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the
subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry"
to use in place of "making love" or "having sex."  This made
them both more comfortable with the whole concept.

Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful.
They both had many years of pent up sexual frustration to
expend so they "did the laundry" no less than 5 times that
first night, and finally fell asleep together completely
exhausted.  In the middle of the night the new husband woke
up, and he was ready to do the laundry again.  He gently
shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry
again?" but she was very tired, and all of this new abrasive
activity had taken its toll on her body.  She told him that she
just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning.

A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty.  Her
new husband had saved himself for her for many years.
What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she
decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him
again.  She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I
denied you...  We can do the laundry again if you want," and
he replied, "That's ok...  It was a small load...  I did it by hand."

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