Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Liberal vs Conservative
Date:      Sun Jun  4 10:18:33 2006

What is the Difference Between a Liberal and a Conservative:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small 
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around 
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.
In your hand is a Glock .40 cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere 
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? 

Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! 
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is 
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What 
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the 
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it 
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill 
me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and 
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so 
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to 
come to a conclusion. 

Conservative Answer: BANG! 

Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 
click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed). 
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" 
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." 
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. 
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" Husband: "Darling, could you check your 
purse for a fresh clip? I seem to have left my other two in the truck with 
the shotguns."
 

Bye

Medved

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