Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Father's details
Date:      Wed Feb  2 10:04:23 2005


The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support 
Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine 
excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize. 

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by 
Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I 
believe that he was conceived on the same night. 

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being 
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you 
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived 
at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met 
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do 
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW 
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps 
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it 
replaced. 

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope 
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ 
risen again. 

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so 
would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the 
British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the 
country. Please advise. 

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the 
same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. 

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you 
ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; 
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for 
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd 
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 
Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised. 

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when 
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
 

Bye

Medved

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