Posted By: deprecated () on 'Humor'
Title:     Father Atkinson
Date:      Tue May  7 18:43:55 2002

From 'The Story of Bean'

...
  And the young attractive bride to be came up to me after the service and 
asked me just that question: `Father, what is the church`s attitude to 
fellatio?`
  And I replied: `Well, you know Joan, I`d like to tell you, but unfortunately 
I don`t know what fellatio is.`
  And so she showed me.
  And ever since, whenever anyone has asked me the question: `Father, what is 
the church`s attitude to fellatio?`, I always reply: `Well, you know, I`d like 
to tell you, but unfortunately I don`t know what fellatio is ...`
 
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(Special thanks to D.Malikova for help with speech-to-text translation)