Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     afghan TV guide
Date:      Thu Oct 25 03:44:56 2001

Afghan TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
8:30 - Mad About Everything
9:00 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 - 3rd Rock From the Sand
10:00 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right
9:00 - Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
9:30 - Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - Who Wants to be a Koran Perverter
8:30 - When the Northern Alliance Attacks
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - Matima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Sand Trek
10:00 - Moammar & Mindy

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - Judge Laden
8:30 - My Two Baghdads
9:00 - Survivor...I hope
9:30 - Achmed's Creek
10:00 - No-witness News

SATURDAYS:
8:00 - Let's Mecca Deal
8:30 - Taliban Squares
9:00 - This Old Tent
9:30 - No Sex in the City
10:00 - Mullah's Place

SUNDAYS:
8:00 - Who's Goat Is it Anyway?
8:30 - The Bedouin Bunch
9:00 - My Three Huns
9:30 - The Sultan of Queens
10:00 - I Dream of Jihad

Zaba

P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!