Posted By: OOK (Pure academic user) on 'Humor' Title: SHIT Date: Tue Nov 7 21:13:58 2000 > Wanna join us? > > In order to assure the highest level of quality work and > productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep > all employees well trained through our program of Special > High Intensity Training (SHIT). We are trying to give our > employees more SHIT than anyone else does. > > If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the > job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed > at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially > skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle. > Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in > Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (DEEP SHIT). Those > who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to > Employee Attitude Training (EAT SHIT). > > Since our managers took shit before they were promoted, they > don't have to do SHIT any more, and are full of SHIT already. > > If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job > training others. > > We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List > (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get the > SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of > Intensity Programming (DIP SHIT). > > If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head > Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (HOT SHIT). > > The implementation of the above program will be evaluated by > the Special High Intensity Training Human Engineering And > Development Staff (SHIT HEADS). > > Boss In General > Special High Intensity Training > (BIG SHIT) ... i kdybych vedel ze za pet minut zanikne svet, jeste bych se sel podivat na prcka, jak cisti SUE zuby ....