Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: Re: This shit is a bomb :-) Date: Tue Jul 18 12:41:06 2000 >Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. >You can be shit faced, >shit out of luck, >or have shit for brains. >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, >find a place for your shit, >or decide to shit or get off the pot. >You can smoke shit, >buy shit, >sell shit, >lose shit, >find shit, >forget shit, >and tell others to eat shit and die. >Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference >between shit and shineola. >There are lucky shits, >dumb shits, >crazy shits, >and sweet shits. >There is bull shit, >horse shit and >chicken shit. >You can throw shit, >sling shit, >catch shit, >or duck when shit hits the fan. >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. >Some days are colder than shit, >some days are hotter than shit, >and some days are just plain shitty. >Some music sounds like shit, >things can look like shit, >and there are times when you feel like shit. >You can have too much shit, >not enough shit, >the right shit, >the wrong shit or >a lot of weird shit. >You can carry shit, >have a mountain of shit, >or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim >in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. >When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building >block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!