Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor' Title: Sport quotes Date: Thu Apr 13 12:47:35 2000 Dumb Sports Quotes "And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman) "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman) "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker) Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance doyou think Germany has of getting through? Terry Venables: "I think it's 50-50." "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno) "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman) "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker) "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman) "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) "Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast they are running." (Ron Pickering) "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe) "The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier) - no risk, no fun - SuE