Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor' Title: Barbie Dolls.. Date: Sun Dec 12 08:04:22 1999 Introducing White Trash Barbie. She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend. Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with: * Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure! * A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV. * Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals. (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.) Waffle House uniform sold separately. * Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair with black roots showing. * Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant... again! * Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' jew #$%&@* kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my #$%&@* cigarettes?", and more. Also Available: * Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold seperately). * Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'- match colors and smokin' chokin' exhaust,* and coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two white Trash Barbies. *Smoke non-toxic unless breathed. * Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. * Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.) SHERI'S WEB INTERNATIONAL ** Email address: sheri@sherisweb.com Web Address: http://www.sherisweb.com