Posted By: jerryiii (Vsude dobre, v CR nejhur) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     Re: 3 lzi
Date:      Thu Dec 18 19:40:24 2003

> > > > > Znate tri zakladni ceske lzi? 
> > > > > 1. jdeme na jedno 
> > > > > 2. dopijem a pudem 
> > > > > 3. od zejtra nechlastam

US Verze:

1. I won't cum in your mouth.
2. The check's in the mail.
3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

> + insert your own pseudo-philosophical message here +    V L K O D L A K    

          Jerry III

Enough said ...
http://jerryiii.home.sprynet.com/mica/index.htm