Posted By: Sefik (... NOTOR jako PRASE ...) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     Dodal Y.U.R.A.
Date:      Tue Apr 21 14:46:22 1998


 /* Nesnasim BBSku, takze to resim pres Sefika.  Y.U.R.A.

 mozna nekery znate, ale ja sem tedka precetl celej CZhumor (9 hodin v
 kuse) a nevidel jsem je tam, takze davam par k dobru */


 Za 7 dolinami, 7 kopcami, 7 riekami, 7 moriami, 7 rovinami, 7 mociarmi ..
 ... (Dopln si co chces...) ..............................................
 ......... zila jedna zena. Raz rano vysla pred dom a povedala:
 
        KURVA, preco prave ja musim byvat tak daleko!!!!
 

 Vyhodi more na breh zlatou rybku. Jde kolem dedecek a rybka na nej
 vola:"Kdyz me hodis zpatky, splnim ti tri prani."    
 Ale dedecek do ni kopne se slovy:"Ja na tebe seru, zlata rybko, ja
 jsem kouzelny dedecek!!!"

 Pride novy mnich do klastora a predstaveny mu ukazuje vsetky
 miestnosti.
 Ukazuje mu spalne, jedalne, a vsetko ostatne az nakoniec pridu do
 takej malej miestnosti, kde je iba jeden velky sud, ktory ma na boku
 dieru.
  Novacik sa pyta:
 - Na co je ten sud?
 - Nuz, strcis ho do tej diery a urobi ti to dobre. 
 - A to mozem hocikedy?
 - Samozrejme. 
 - Kazdy den?
 - Kazdy den okrem stvrtku.
 - A preco nie vo stvrtok?
 - Lebo vo stvrtok mas sluzbu v sude!
 

/* prirovnani */

* Blbej jako rusky hracky.
 
* Zima jak v eskymacke telocvicne.




/* tento me trval celkem dlouho: */

 Na nejake prehrade je pujcovna lodicek, ale pujcovatel vidi, ze se zene 
 nejaka bourka, a tak zacne ty lodicky svolavat zpatky:
 "Petko, vratte se!"
 "Dvojko, vratte se!"
 "Ctyrko, vratte se!"
 "Osmicko, vratte se!"
 "Devitko, vratte se!"
 pomocnik: "Ale sefe, my mame prece jen osum lodi."
 sef: "??? ... Sestkooo, mate nejaky problem?"


/* neco ze signatur (a ze zivota): */
 
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is
needed.
 
/* neco brutalnejsiho */

Sedi si takhle Hrabal na okne v nemocnici a krmi holuby. Prijde tam uklizet 
ukli
zecka a povida: Koukejte vypadnout ..


/* hovadiny, na to me uzije */

Jdou takhle dva klokani po mesici a ten jeden byl uplne, ale uplne
ruzovej a ten druhy, ten v tom akvariu vubec nebyl.


/* no a nemuzu si odpustit jeden anglickej, do cestiny neprelozitelnej */

 A Little Red Ridinghood is visiting her granny. As she walks through the
 forest, a hare jumps out of the bush and says:
 -"oh, little red ridinghood, don't go to your granny's hat, there's a
 big wolf waiting for you and he's gonna kill you!!"
 -"well thanks, hare, but I'll manage it somehow"
 So she keeps walking and, suddenly, a fox jumps out of the bush and 
 says: -"oh, little red ridinghood, listen to me and walk not to the hat
 of
 your grandmother, there is a big bad wolf and he will kill you!"
 -"well thank you, fox, for your advice, but I think I'll manage it"
 After some time the dialogue is repeated, this time with a bear, but the
 Red Ridinghood seems not to be afraid and proudly walks to her granny's
 hat. 
 When she comes there, she sees a big bad wolf, grinning at her and
 saying:
 "Ha, ha, so you've come and I'm gonna kill you!"
 But the Red Ridinghood says:
 "Oh no, wolf, according to the tale you have to EAT ME!"


/* zas se nekdy ozvu, teste se.. Y.U.R.A. */




Tak tydle forky jsou bombasticky....rad zase nejake diky Yurovi dodam !!!!


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