Posted By: Ozzy (male' stras~idy'lko) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     Americka lod
Date:      Mon Mar  9 13:46:41 1998


Americka letadlova lod pri komunikaci s kanadany u Novofounlandskych ostrovu

dialog zahajen americkou stranou

US: zde kapitan americke letadlove lodi USS Lincoln ... doporucuji Vam zmenit 
kurz o 15 stupnu na sever aby nedoslo ke kolizi.

CAN: Doporucujeme VAM zmenit kurz o 15 stupnu na jih aby nedoslo ke kolizi ...

US: Tady kapitan americke lodi, rikam znovu, zmente VAS kurs.

CAN: Ne, rikame, zmente Vas kurs

US: TOTO JE LETADLOVA LOD USS LINCOLN, DRUHA NEJVETSI LOD LODSTVA SPOJENYCH 
STATU V ATLANDSKEM OCEANU. JSME DOPROVAZENY TREMI DESTOYERY,TREMI KRIZNIKY A 
DALSI POCETNOU FLOTILOU. RIKAME ZMENTE VAS KURS O 15 STUPNU NA SEVER, JINAK 
PONESETE NASLEDKY NASICH AKCI K ZAJISTENI BEZPECNOSTI NECHTO LODI

CAN: Toto je majak, jeste neco ? 

*volne prelozeno z anglickeho originalu ktery prikladam*

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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval
ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in
October,1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 
10-10-95. 

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid
a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR 
course. 

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP 
IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, 
THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR 
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES 
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

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                           Martin OZZY Lipinsky                             
                               ml@czech.net

            Ceho vseho se dopoustime na tech ktere milujeme :(